3rd birthday pub poem

Security team in action !

If I can just have everyone’s attention please…
This won’t take long then rice & peas

It’s our 3rd birthday and you’ve all come to see
Our fabulous pub as she turns into three

The party began and the beers flowing steady
So I think it is time – if everyone’s ready?
To set sail on a journey flying through kites
Remembering fondly the fuzzy highlights

So, with a deep cough to clear my throat
As we don’t have time for ceremonial goat
We salute some of our punters with lyrical jam
And gifts that are better than Green eggs & ham

The first and best deserves a big kiss
She makes us all dance in heavenly bliss
Our amazing selector – y’all know who she is
All hands together – because WE LOVE YOU LIZ!

Now for the genius, a gent in every way
He’s rocked this house as I’m sure he will today
The Cat in the Hat with a funky beat
The barest of introductions – Cheer for DJ Pete

Let’s go back – all the way, way, way back
When the bar was purple and the walls were black
Our 1st member of staff, please take a bow
In a minute Drum & Bass from the now - Doctor Rau

The next one is on behalf of the cat
3 legged ginger biting little twat

not saying he’s shallow – or anything like that
but, Legz’s award for ROWDY CAT IN A HAT
goes to Twitters finest, hidden at the back
they might send a ringer THEKENTISHTOWNCATS

There’s one who has gone the extra 1,000 mile
Postcards and help when we were up the Nile
He’s here and then he’s gone – then back before one
Absolute gold and he’s also Posh, John

Hippies are rare but we have the greatest
Happy and funny with celebrity status
The biggest heart that we have ever met
Can everybody shout hooray for Mr Justin Brett

With the art of words come the art of ink
A couple of samurais could make you think
An envious beard and averagely tall
Award winning laughter of RORY HALL

You can’t have one without get the other
So wait for it though – in fact head for cover
The wizard of parties – he’s just like Gandalf
D’ya know that’s the only thing that rhymes with Ralph

As strong as an ox and reliable too
I suppose he’s thing one, his brother is 2
Everyone likes him, even his old lady
Cider up you lot – it’s CIARAN O’GRADY

Someone has to be the youngest – everyone say ahhhh
But who dya thinks the brightest on Tuesday behind the bar
And I suppose 3 brothers makes you quite hardy
Ladies & Gents – here’s our Emily Spary

Dissertations take a very long time to do
Someone we know and I think you do too
Has finished it now – For a holiday coup
Our fingers are crossed – Come ON MANU

This one was hard cos he’s skinny and tall
Peugeot’s biggest fan of premiership football
Football and ladies. Oh, and that’s not all…
Our Number 1 bartender – lets hear it for Paul

For services and attendance and sometimes rendered
A special mention from all he’s befriended
Here we are, at the end of this marathon
For excessive attendance – I present Jonathon

As Jon wanders back to his friends to reload
We’d like to acknowledge 8 Prospero Road
Joe and Isabel we’ve known you four years
Now Andy & Carrie have regular beers
When we celebrate and no matter the season
Certain attendees – they don’t need a reason

Can we get them up here – and now everyone cheer!

Belly I’ve not finished – did you know she’s half a Bear?
And in this very room – she met…. Where’s Gillard Bear?

21st century Aficionados of contemporary and well read
The original Bad news Bears: Robbie, Gillard, Lavi & Ed
And their ring leader who keeps tabs on all the scores
Graeme get your team up here – cue the massive applause.

Now, on a Tuesday there’s some tough opposition
So we salute the biggest rivals who come on a mission
No-one can beat them on movies and Oscars
Comic book heroes and classical operas
Ed where’s your film buffs, get Arthur & Billy
Did you think we’d forgot Jara, Adam & Joe – Don’t be silly?

Last, but not least – and I hope no imposition
For propping up the bar some with infinite precision
It’s special mention time for those extra milers
Solid folk with hearts of gold here’s our Superstylers

And Nick & Ali for your personal touch
To Nick & Dee thank-you so much
For Irish Tom who now remembers our lighter
And Doctor Phil, who’s the worlds safest biker
Where is the gorgeous Kemi - Baby D’s mum
And did Welsh James move south for the sun?
Only 1 left, can we have a drum roll please…
We couldn’t decide - so we did Loz & JT’s

So you think it’s all over and you think you’ve been forgotten
Oh the thinks that we think - we couldn’t be so rotten
I hope we thought outside of the box
Time marches on – it ticks and it tocks
We were just going to buy everyone’s drink
But we got you these instead – Whaddya think?

So later there’s dancing and Daisy cooked a feast
So just for a moment from the west and to the east
Put your hands together - it’s for a very good cause
And help me to thank Amber with the noisiest applause

Thank-you so much for all attending this party
All the best people and what a malarkey

At last my speech is over – time for disco sound
Bars open – My Selector, make ‘em Jump Around?

England Vs Costa Rica and Quiz

It's still on...
Tuesday : England V Costa Rica

Wimbledon is on now too....

Quiz on tuesday - will have nothing to do with football.

Richard Herring at The Charlotte Despard

If you didn't already know...

RICHARD HERRING

Plus ....

Right Here...

7th May 2014

for Scene & Heard.


BOOM

9 birthdays in 1 night

That was BIG

9 birthdays including 2 sets of twins.

Thanks so much to everyone - a great little piss-up


x

- now we got to go clean the pub :o[

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@TheDespard

New Years P.A.R.T.Y.

Clovis - NYE 2013 - "moment"

Its almost come round again....
New Years Eve party
We will be celebrating in what is becoming our traditional way..
Free Ticket - Food, Late Bar, Fantastic DJs and the  warmth of our regular customers.

This year we are going to dress it up a bit - watch this space for more details on that...

Tickets will be available on the bar - and I will post the full "script" next week

Looking forward to this one -

Music quiz right here right now

Quiz night @ The Charlotte Despard

Its Tuesday again and that means it's quiz night.

Don't miss tonights - Its MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC.

Lots of questions and audio the usual pictures on the TV
and...

 no doubt something creative or tactile.

Boozy and sweetie prizes every round - Prosecco & a chance for some cash for the winners - How can you say no?

Hope to see you there. 8.30pm sharp.

Drinking Challenge 2014

You've got to be in it - to win it !

here it is... Hot off the press....
The 2014 Charlotte Despard - Drinking Challenge.

This time it's different. You will be racing round the world, against the clock and collecting Beer-Miles.

There will be "Name on the bar" - FREE T-shirt and 4 top prizes.

All this will be unveiled on January 3rd 2014 - But, if you want to know more ask at the bar for further details - A full list of drinks will be available to all entrants.

Please drink responsibly and have fun sampling our worldwide specialities.

Man walks into a bar

Live Comedy @ The Charlotte Despard

LIVE COMEDY at The Charlotte Despard
Wednesday 27th November

5 top comedians will help us raise money and awareness for a local charity team who make a difference for some of the most deprived families in the world.

Tickets are available in the pub - 1st come 1st served. contact by phone or email or just pop in the pub.

Don't miss this opportunity to see some of London's top comics performing in your local pub. All kicks off around 8pm and will finish when we can't laugh any more.

Big kudos to Justin Brett for making this happen

Halloween heads up or (Demons are a ghoul's best friend)

Halloween Party

Like many other holidays, Halloween has evolved and changed throughout history. Over 2,000 years ago people called the Celts lived in what is now Ireland, the UK, and parts of Northern France. November 1 was their New Year's Day. They believed that the night before the New Year (October 31) was a time when the living and the dead came together.

 More than a thousand years ago the Christian church named November 1 All Saints Day (also called All Hallows.) This was a special holy day to honour the saints and other people who died for their religion. The night before All Hallows was called Hallows Eve. Later the name was changed to Halloween.

Like the Celts, the Europeans of that time also believed that the spirits of the dead would visit the earth on Halloween. They worried that evil spirits would cause problems or hurt them. So on that night people wore costumes that looked like ghosts or other evil creatures. They thought if they dressed like that, the spirits would think they were also dead and not harm them.

 So - we are gonna have a massive Hallowe'en Ball - Full Fancy Dress & DJ's

Tuesday Quiz Night is here again

The Charlotte Despard Quiz

Get yer thinking caps on.... it's almost time for quiz.

more questions, and pictures to try and baffle your team.

Its FREE to enter - The prizes are amazing - and we always have a winner - who has the chance to win the team some cash.

from about 8.30pm every Tuesday - don't miss it

another day in paradise

Why, in such difficult times, would you try to harm the people who feed us?

Why, when we strive to deliver 1st class, to those who arrive on a bus?

Why, attempt to close down, and be so arrogant, trite and even rude

Why little boy - when we serve to the public your addicted "FOOD"

BoggeyD vs Me - good luck.

if you want to know more - please contact me for all the details

Underground London the Charlotte Despard quiz

can you tell which station this is?

It's Tusday and so, it is quiz night - Tonight a quiz inspired by the London Underground. news, history, science, geography, art that can be found at the various tube stations in London.

 for example:- green park is by the ritz & buck palace...

sweetie & boozy prizes, fizz & the chance to play 'higher or lower'

Carnival Bank Holiday Party

If you miss this - you need your head testing.

Carnival weekend - We will be having our own Charlotte Despard Carnival Experience.
A heap of DJ's playing everything and more...

Fancy Dress Vibe - Feathers encouraged.

We have thought long and hard about our drinks policy, and we have decided against £4 warm Redstripe and we wont be using 4000 police.

Expect the usual malarky and late drink opportunity.  - contact here

QUIZ tonight where everything starts with an E

Super E - Yes tonight is a quiz beginning with E...

We've got pictures of people beginning with E - so No Angela Merkel this week.

Ive thrown some audio in for a swift "guess the intro round" and Amber is hammering out the questions as we speak.

So if you are in North London and looking for something to do on a wet Tuesday evening - come to The Charlotte Despard Quiz Night

Quiz night is back again

Here's a sample or 1 of tonight's rounds.

Amber is still writing, 

All kicks off about 8.30pm

Its Free to Enter and there are prizes and even cash for the outright winners.

If your in Archway and your at a loose end - needing a mental challenge...

Then come to the Charlotte Despard and chance your luck.

Music quiz anyone

As the cat says: "Tonight, it is a Music Quiz".

3 rounds of audio

3 rounds of questions

20 people to recognise

FREE to Enter

Boozy and sweety prizes.

Starts about 8.30pm - see you there !

And here is the news from The Charlotte Despard

After a busy Winter season thanks to you lot. We are almost ready to have a break, refurb. and recharge.

It is 20 months since we opened. And I think we can say we have almost achieved everything we set out to do.

Thanks to All our loyal customers who support our community Pub.

• We have: 4 London Ales on tap, 3 Draught Imported Lagers, 3 Draught Wheat beers, 2 Draught Ciders.
• We have: 18 Amazing World wines, 60 Premium Bottled Beers, 12 Premium Bottled Ciders.
• We have: A Spirit range to die for. A fridge dedicated to quality soft drinks and mixers. Tasty Snacks.
• We have: A Pool table, Darts board, Board games, small library and even a Wii - 

• Installed fixtures: DJ Liz Wheatley 1st Saturday of every month, Pool Competition on a Monday night, QUIZ - every Tuesday,.
• Recentley: Redemption Brewery popped in for a Meet the Brewer - which was fantastic, Wine tastings, Beer tastings, as we get them - 

Look forward to seeing you all soon - but bear with us as we have a bit of a snooze over Easter when we will re-open with a shiny floor and tasty new snacky menu.

Around the world in 80 days

Experimental Time
£2 entry – receive beer passport and our list of world beers 

If All 50 Beers drunk inside 80 days – last beer is FREE – Brass plaque on the bar & a T-shirt to commemorate.

No drinks on Credit – No more than 8 per visit – No Syndicates – Drink responsibly – Management reserve the right to refuse.


Ask at the bar for ALL the details.

Desert Island Disc Quiz in Archway

QUIZ NIGHT @ The Charlotte Despard -

Tuesday night is Quiz Night The Charlotte Despard free quiz its free to enter and usually starts about 8.30pm - though it can be a little later if the football is on.  It's a little bit challenging, a little bit bizarre, but always good fun, and never taken too seriously. although winning IS important.  Tuesday's: on Archway Rd, between Highgate & Archway. All you need is a few friends, some General Knowledge and a little humour. There are drinks awards occasionally and sometimes its a bit nitty gritty on the last set of questions - So if you're in North London and its Quiz time Quiz JACKPOT is always there. NEXT QUIZ is.. "Desert Island Discs" Last winners " Meet me behind the bike sheds"

Liz Wheatley is back for 2013

TONIGHT:: 
Looking for a way to beat the back to work blues? Then come to the Charlotte Despard, N19 tonight (Sat) 
where Liz Wheatley will be playing soul, disco, rare groove, RnB and hip hop from 9pm-1am. 

And it's free!!!!